Recent restorations on Michelangelo's famous sculpture have resulted in a shocking discovery! Apparently, the face of David was a cheap plaster mask applied by late 16th century burglars in order to disguise the statue while they smuggled it out of Florence. Shown below (in slightly censored format) is the strikingly handsome face Michelangelo originally carved for the sculpture. Art historians are frantically researching the identity of this model so that the statue may be renamed after its rightful likeness.